Men And Women: Double Meaning
Cute Girl • onGeneral 10 years ago • 1 min read
  1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...Any part under a car's hood. Male.....The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

  2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.....Playing football without a cup.

  3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon) n. Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male.....Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

  4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female...A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.....Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

  5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn- ment) n. Female...A good movie, concert, play or book. Male.....Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

  6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female...An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male.....A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

  7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.....Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

  8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female...A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.....A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


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