If you kiss him, you are appreiciated If you don't, then he is equally pleased If you praise him, he will accept it as a compliment If you don't, then also you are admired If you agree to all his likes, he thinks it is a perfect match If you don't, he will respect your likes and dislikes If you visit him often, he will be overwhelmed If you don't, he will understand you have other priorities If you are well dressed, he will admire you If you don't, you are equally beautiful for him If you are jealous, he knows you love him a lot If you don't, he still knows you love him a lot If you attempt a romance, Your feelings are understood If you don't, still you are liked and admired If you are a minute late, he will thank u that u came. If you are early, he will be grateful for it If you visit another man, he understands that it is job related If you are visited by another woman, he understands you should have some time to yourself If you kiss him once in a while, he is head over heals for u. If you kiss him often, he is crazy for u. If you help him in crossing the street, you have high moral values If you do not, he will help u instead If you stare at another man, You are just admiring a human being If he stares another women, its because she looks like u.... If you talk, he will listen If you want to listen, he will talk
In short: So strong and so understanding So powerful and so humble So straight and so simple So toleratent and wonderful... .....MEN!
GIRLS ARE COMPLEX CREATURES If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her. If you don't, she thinks you do not like her. If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait. If she is late, she says that's a girl's way. If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold. If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage. If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics. If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction. If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting. If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring. If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable So damning, yet so wonderful .....Girls?!....Sigh.
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