At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.
Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 give you the whole house.
A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell.
Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.
Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.
Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance.
Windows 3.1: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.
I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying.
I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better
My lastest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.
Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
OS/2. Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [A]solutely [O]f Course!
How do you want to crash today?
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