Modern Proverbs From China
Cute Girl • onGeneral 13 years ago • 1 min read

[1] Man who run in front of car get tired.

[2] Man who run behind car get exhausted.

[3] Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

[4] Man with one chopstick go hungry.

[5] Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

[6] Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

[7] Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

[8] Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

[9] War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

[10] Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

[11] Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

[12] It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

[13] Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

[14] Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

[15] Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

[16] Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

[17] Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

[18] Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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