Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
Yesterday's news : An aunty was raped while jogging. Today's news: More aunties found jogging.
How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning? By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE
Written on the T-Shirt of a girl: SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.
Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus. Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain ! Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.
Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade. When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: "Yahi thee, Yahi thee"
Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.
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