Naughty Jokes (18+)
Cute Girl • onJokes 11 years ago • 1 min read
  1. Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

  2. Yesterday's news : An aunty was raped while jogging. Today's news: More aunties found jogging.

  3. How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning? By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE

  4. Written on the T-Shirt of a girl: SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.

  5. Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus. Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain ! Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.

  6. Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade. When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: "Yahi thee, Yahi thee"

  7. Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.


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  • Guest 8 years ago
    excelent naughty jokes, keep it up