Nice Santa Jokes..must Read
lovely • onJokes 11 years ago • 3 min read

Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

============================================== A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

============================================== Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

============================================== Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

============================================== Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you change your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

============================================== Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

============================================== Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

============================================== Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to Punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.

============================================== Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........ Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein "Delivery Free" hai.

============================================== A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab ? Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

============================================== One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

============================================== Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di.

=============================================== American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.." Sardarji says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

=============================================== Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

================================================ Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

=============================================== Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

============================================== Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing? He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.

============================================== 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

============================================== A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney.

============================================== Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.

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