Pay Raise Gud Joke
meera • onJokes 11 years ago • 1 min read

The Maid asked for a pay raise.

Madam was very upset about this and asked:

Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'

Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you .

' Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?

'Maria: 'The Master said so.

'Madam: 'Oh.

'Maria. 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.

' Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?

'Maria: 'The Master did.’ Madam.

'Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.

' Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?

'Maria: 'No Madam, the chauffeur did.



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