Performance Appraisals
Shilpa • onDid You Know 13 years ago • 1 min read

Terms Used on Performance Appraisals and Their Real Meanings

Good Communication Skills - Spends a lot of time on phone
Average Employee - Not too bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet
Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date
Active Socially - Drinks a lot
Family Is Active Socially - Spouse drinks, too

Independent Worker - Nobody knows what s/he does
Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses
Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision
Aggressive - Obnoxious
Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it
Expresses Him/herself Well - Speaks English
Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker
Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice
Exceptionally Good Judgment - Lucky
Career Minded - Back Stabber
Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else



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