SANTA BANTA ONE MORE TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rekha • onJokes 10 years ago • 2 min read

Preeto: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseenay nikal jaayen! Banta gets up and switches off the AC & fan.

Preeto: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseenay nikal jaayen! Banta gets up and switches off the AC & fan.

Preeto comes nude in front of theguests while serving the halwa. Banta shouts: What’s this? Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha ‘Serve hot without dressing’

Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena. Shopkeeper: White hi kyun? Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

Banta Complaining: U r so unresponsive, do u use cold cream between ur legs? Preeto Taunting: U must be using vanishing cream between urs.

Banta wanted Twins. So what did he do? He Made two Holes in the Condom.

Santa comes bleeding. Banta: What happened? Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer. Banta: Didn’t u hv anything in ur hands? Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife’s boobs!

Master to Banta: Hath vich kinian Ungla hundian ne? Banta: Ji 6 Master: Oye Murkha, tenu kini vari keha k Kachche ch hath pa k Unglan na ginya kar

Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not. Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.

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