Sardar Is Great
Rekha • onHumor 11 years ago • 4 min read

SARDAR talking on cell.

2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.

1ST: biwi se.....

2ND: itne... Pyar se....?

1ST: tumhari hai. . .

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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away

Sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.

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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.

2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.

3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.

4.Threat:When I am on tour

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Sardar*: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml

Now it's 1.5 ltr.

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Teacher*: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times

Sardar: lara dutta marries Brian lara and she becomes lara lara

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Teacher: is line ki English banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi Gya.

Santa: He done his work and done Dana Dan done Dana Dan....

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Santa went to mysore palace.

Tourist guide - santaji plz don't sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair

Santa - oye don't worry yaar I'll get up when he comes.!!..

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Sardar wanted to make a STD. Call to Punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.

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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital * Ki* jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........ Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein"Delivery Free" hai.

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A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai Saab?o Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

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One tourist from U.S.A. Asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

============ ========= ========= ==== * * Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay Mata di. ============ ========= ========= ====

American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.." Sardarji says: " India me to.. Shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

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When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND? Sardar: 2kms.... Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way? Sardar: DOWNWARDS.

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Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

============ ========= ========= === Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing? He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.

============ ========= ========= === 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

============ ========= ========= === A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar, This is my sardarni, He is my kid, & She is my kidney.

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Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him. *

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