Seven Reasons Why Airplanes Are Easier To Live With Than Women:
Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.
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