man ask from sardar aqal bari ya bhains? sardar totly confused and ask the man tum ne mujhe ullu samjh rakha hai. date of birth to batai he nahi..
Doctor u look exactly like my third wife, lady: how many wife do u have? Doctor: Two.
wife: thora aram se karo express chala rahe ho Husband: to kiya margari chalaon? itne main muna bed se gir jata hai aur bolta hai. jo marzi chalao par musafir to na girao. (Sender = Shahid Ali)
once prince charles and sardar having dinner prince said: pass the vine you divine! sardar thinks how poetic, sardar says: pass the custard you bastard.
Teacher: write your father name in English. Sikh student: beautiful red underware. Teacher: what is this? Student: it's not wrong. his name is sunder lal chadda.
husband: aaj tak tum kitne logon k sath soi ho? wife: sach bolon to sirf aap k sath he soi hoon. baki sab k sath sari sari raat jagi hoon
Sardar ji aap ko logon ne kyon mara? sardar: arey yaar meri photo bus main gir gayi thi. main ne kaha madam zara sari opar kijiye photo laina hai.
ek pathan k janaze main log bhangra daal rahe tahe. wajha pochi to ek pathan ne bataya k pehli dafa hum main se koi Brain Hambrige se mara hai
Father: shaadi bachon ka khel nahi Son: haan pata hai mujhe, Father: kiya pata hai? Son: yahi k shadi badon ka khel hai jo bachon k liye khela jata hai
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