SMS Jokes
lovely • onSms 9 years ago • 2 min read

Teacher:What is the formula of water? Tintumon: H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O Teacher:What is this? Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!


Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu? Tintumon jumped and said: "Physics miss English miss Maths miss Social miss!!"


Tintumon went to forest with his friend , pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!! friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu. Friend: oodikko?? Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!


Tintumon: " Oduvil snehicha pennum enne chadichu da.." Friend: "Enth patti" Tintumon: "Veruthe vilichatha.. Irangi ponnu…"


Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. " I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY" Tintumon: Teacher innale `A' padam kandu.


oru divasam achan tintumonodu: "da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu".. tintu:"ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. [:)] "


Tintumon in medical shop Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha. Shopkeeper:- tonikkano? Tintumon:- `Tony'kalla ente ammakkaa…


Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,"Kaattaana" Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu "kaattaana"??


Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone…. Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??


Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: "Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?" Tintumon: "Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!"


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