Some Engineer Jokes..
Shilpa • onJokes 11 years ago • 1 min read

Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane? A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.

Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

Q: What do engineers use for birth control? A: Their personalities.

Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer? A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.

Q: Why did the engineers cross the road? A: Because they looked in the file, and that's what they did last year

A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer are travelling in an old Fiat 500 when all of the sudden the car backfires and comes to a halt.

The mechanical engineer says "Ah! It's probably a problem with the valves, or the piston!".

The electrical engineer says "Nonsense! It's most probably a problem with the spark plugs or the battery!".

The software engineer says "How about we all get out of the car, and get back in again, It might work...".



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  • Guest 11 years ago
    Great jokes - found them amusing