January to December Sunday to Saturday Am to Pm My feelings for u have never changed....... U.... R.... Always.... A HEADACHE to me !!!!

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, The world seems to be fading away, Come along with me I'll take u an eye specialist !!

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why are you made to sit on the horse ? You are given your last chance to run away.

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a Fool............

I wrote ur name on the sands............. It got washed away, I wrote ur name in air.......................... It got blown away, So I wrote ur name in my heart.............

I got a HEART ATTACK

LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... Continues with smoke.....and ends in Ashes... But don't worry - we are chain smokers

Ur smile can be compared to a flower Ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo Ur innocence to a child But in stupidity U have no comparison U r the best

True love is like a pillow U can hug when u r in trouble U can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy So when u need true love Spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

Dear Friend,

When I ask u flower, U give me bouquet When I ask u a stone U give me a statue When I ask u a feather U give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

I had VODKA with WATER I felt DRUNK I had WHISKY with WATER I felt DRUNK I had RUM with WATER I felt DRUNK I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!

When I call u; 1 ring means I'm thinking of u; 2 ring means I like u; 3 means I miss u; 4 means .........pick d phone idiot

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence ... Student : WOW !

The human brain is most outstanding thing....... It functions 24hrs 365 days..... It functions right from the time u r Born.... Until you fall in love

SMILE - is a language of love SMILE - is a source to win hearts... SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality SO.... Brush ur Teeth today onwards

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student : sir, I am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler had commited suicide