A DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG...

WIFE:              "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND:       "Definitely not!"

WIFE:              "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND:       "Of course I do."

WIFE:              "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND:       "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE:              "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND:       (makes audible groan).

WIFE:              "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND:       "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE:              "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND:       "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE:              "Would you play golf with her?"

HUSBAND:       "I guess so."

WIFE:              "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND:       "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE:               - - - silence - - -

HUSBAND:       "Shit."

:-) best always,

Source: Achyut a friend of mine sent this, all credit goes to him.