Time For Some Male Bashing..... (For A Change)
samatha • onMating & Dating 12 years ago • 2 min read

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: Who cares?????.. ...(both are equally dense!!)

Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!! (Yea)

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO? A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions ..LOL!!!

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites attract.

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  • Hello123 11 years ago

    Do u think Guys like that........... If so u r wrong....... Dont under estimate guyssssssss.......... They Can Do Anything.... A B C D E F G A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.........

    Don't forget that.................!!!!!!!!!!!!