Wacky Greeting Cards
Rekha • onHumor 11 years ago • 2 min read
  1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

  2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

  3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

  4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

  5. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Someone other than you.

  6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7.. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

  1. We've been friends for a very long time... (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

  2. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

  3. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

  4. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

  5. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

  6. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia.)

  7. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder... (Inside card) - What was I thinking?

  8. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

Birthday
Husband
Like You
Miss You

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