HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE : I must've been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads. SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy. SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name? SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie? SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life? SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty? SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living? SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple. SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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